悲慘童話世界（4）
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北極熊站在斷裂的浮冰上，隨水飄流，孤伶伶的，跟冰川大陸越離越遠。
不久以後，冰川徹底溶解，大水把整個地球淹沒。再沒有五大洋七大洲，也沒有南北二極。
落後國家的人浸死了，超級大國的人浸死了。製造癈物的人浸死了，執紙皮賣的人浸死了，環保人士也浸死了。爵士樂師浸死了，地產富豪浸死了，地產富豪的億萬新抱也浸死了。星級化妝師浸死了，創作總監也浸死了。玩獨立音樂的人浸死了，聽獨立音樂的人也浸死了。
世界只剩下一大片海洋，海水靜靜的在流動。流呀流流呀流。北極熊繼續隨浮冰飄流，孤伶伶。
有一天，北極熊看到遠方飄來另一塊浮冰。還傳來藍莓批的香味。原來另一塊冰上有兩隻小企鵝，香噴噴的在吃藍莓批。
兩塊浮冰漸漸飄近，藍莓批的香味越濃。北極熊忍不住開聲問：請問可以請我吃一片藍莓批嗎?
兩隻小企鵝一起回答說：藍莓批要多少都有，你請盡量吃吧。
於是大家便高高興興一同吃藍莓批。
吃過藍莓批之後，北極熊便和小企鵝互相揮手道別，兩塊浮冰各自向不同方向遊離。
沒有人類的世界，一點不悲慘。原來是挺快樂的。
地球有自己的方法，才不要人救。你們去死就可以了。
延伸閱讀：
Lying is killing the good things in me
Ask me what the time is baby, ask me honey
My eyes shift and slide
Sure there are reasons for acting like this
But reasons are kill kill killing the everything we do
Who said we'd be happy the more that we knew ?
Oh don't come a calling with "answer me" eyes
All you'll get my baby are blueberry pies
But your being lovely,
And your being good
Only depresses me, knowing how oddly I'm behaving
Hello stranger - The stranger I've become - I'm an air raid
Leaving both us orphans and four fifths afraid
So if I come begging with take me back eyes
All you have to tell me
All you have to tell me are blueberry, blueberry pies.
Ask me what the time is baby, ask me honey
My eyes shift and slide
Sure there are reasons for acting like this
But reasons are kill kill killing the everything we do
Who said we'd be happy the more that we knew ?
Oh don't come a calling with "answer me" eyes
All you'll get my baby are blueberry pies
But your being lovely,
And your being good
Only depresses me, knowing how oddly I'm behaving
Hello stranger - The stranger I've become - I'm an air raid
Leaving both us orphans and four fifths afraid
So if I come begging with take me back eyes
All you have to tell me
All you have to tell me are blueberry, blueberry pies.
--Prefab Sprout, Blueberry Pies
插圖：Kiki Fung (from 感人小故事系列2010)
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agree! human beings go to hell... let the earth reborn again!
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